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[Nov. 1st, 2014|09:58 am]
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Inspired by the dog horror story from yesterday:
( The day my cat explodedCollapse )
Xena came and saw me after she got cleaned up, she was fine after that, very tumbly and affectionate as usual, and she's never done that again, though she still goes into full-blown banshee mode each time she goes in a car. And my mom is hardcore as fuck. |
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| assne!!! |
[Jul. 1st, 2012|10:00 pm]
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Getting married in exactly 20 days, and my ass has decided to breakout in big sore pimples all over. I'm thinking it's from a combination of my birth control and walking a half mile through a prison yard to get to the building where I work in the 100 degree heat. I've been using proactiv on my ass to try to tone down the assne and it's helping some, but I still keep getting giant sore fucking pimples. My ass sexy as hell in shape and whatnot, but these fucking pimples are ruining it!
Also, with all the wedding planning going on I've been super lazy about doing the dishes and fucking gnats are all over my kitchen, even after my fiance came over to help me clean before my bachelorette party. What can I do to get rid of the mother fuckers? |
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[Jun. 26th, 2012|06:12 am]
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This is probably one of the worst nights of my life...ugh. I work overnights at a fast food restaurant and it was around 4am (about 2 hours ago) and my manager and I took the trash out to the dumpster. I had the trashcan from the prep area and I was pulling it out to toss it into the dumpster. Well I'm short so the side opening to it comes up to boob level on me and the bag was really full and heavy. I was struggling to pull it up and out of the trashcan and suddenly it ripped and clear liquid rushed out and splattered my face and the whole right side of my body. I accidentally swallowed it...
I dropped the trash bag instantly and turned around and started gagging/nearly puking. I was gagging SO hard that I ended up pissing my pants too. So stood there gagging, puking, crying, and laughing all at the same time. My manager was nice enough to let me go home early. I've taken a long hot shower and brushed my teeth three times (and used mouthwash) and I still feel dirty. :| |
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| nom. |
[Nov. 23rd, 2011|06:24 pm]
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I grabbed a Halloween cup with a built-in silly straw from the clean-dishes strainer today, filled it with cranberry juice, and sucked up three decent chunks of mildew that had collected near the base of the straw. |
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| Something for everyone |
[Aug. 1st, 2011|06:21 pm]
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First time posting here, but after the last few weeks I feel that I finally have things worthy of sharing. Will be placed under various cuts for length.
( Part One: Gross HouseCollapse )
( Part Two: Mother's Sex Life TMICollapse )
And now off on a complete tangent, segueing into my sex life instead.
( Part Three: Personal TMI :DCollapse )
And finally, just because... I hate the toilet at the house I'm currently living in. I keep having to double-flush to get rid of even toilet tissue, let alone some of the epic period turds I've been having. And I know that my housemates have the same issue.
Urrrrgh. This last month or so has seriously sucked. And yes, much of it has also been gross. So there we go. |
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| Floss Picks |
[Jul. 21st, 2011|06:33 pm]
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My husband reuses disposable floss picks. You know the ones, a toothpick with a strand of dental floss across the other side.
I tell him to toss them when he is done, they cost a few bucks for a million billion of the fuckers. Nay. He keeps them in his pockets AND in various other places (under his computer keyboard, under a napkin he recently used). He will use them until the floss strand breaks. He will use a ratty, threadbare floss pick. Yick. I throw them the hell away whenever I come across them!
Furthermore, after he flosses post-meal, he licks the floss pick clean. He does not mind between-the-teeth gunk as an after meal treat. When I use a floss pick, and I get gunk on that bitch, I rinse it off. Omg.
I don't kiss him after he does that shit. And I tell him so. :) He is getting better about this nasty situation, thank goodness. |
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| Anyone else do this? |
[Jun. 21st, 2011|10:23 pm]
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So recently I've been wondering if anyone else has a favorite toilet, or if I'm just a colossal freak.
See, my house has three toilets. Two upstairs, and one on the main floor.
The one on the main floor must have been blessed by some god of toilets, seriously. No matter what sort of horrors you throw at it, it NEVER clogs. It's awesome. So even if I'm upstairs in my room, I usually take the time to walk downstairs and use that toilet instead, especially if I sense some sort of illness coming on. My mom doesn't get it. But I love that toilet. It's the most reliable appliance in the house. |
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| Omg eeeewwwww |
[Mar. 31st, 2011|09:05 pm]
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Ok...i am posting this from work right now because this is a customersuck gross story.
My manager and fellow associate were cleaning the bathrooms. Get to the womens bathroom. Screaming and laughing ensued...oh god!!
Apparently...someone had taken the women's side pad/tampon garbage tin thing...and peed in it.
That is all...
Posted via LjBeetle |
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| still gagging. |
[Mar. 1st, 2011|07:47 pm]
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So, I just finished throwing up. I'll tell you why!
I just used the end of my tooth brush to push down my tongue so I could look at my tonsils. I just got over tonsillitus but I can taste the unmistakable tonsil stone flavour in there somewhere. My tooth brush tasted foul and I retched. I looked at the tooth brush holder cup thing, then took our toothbrushes out and toothpaste and looked inside to see a pool of mouldy goop, black and green... I had time to yell 'oh my god' before being sick in the toilet. I can't tell if the taste in my mouth is just the bile & vegetarian sushi or if it's also the taste of mould and grime + tonsil stones? ugh.
Sorry no pictures, my boyfriend poured it down the toilet while I was throwing up in it and took it away to be washed (I'll just chuck it away)
I will be cleaning and checking what ever we use next for a toothbrush holder.
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